Unsubscribe (Aggressively)

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Hello, I hope you are having a great day. Unfortunately, I am not. I am sick and tired of getting daily emails from your company. I have tried unsubscribing numerous times, but to no avail.

I am emailing to ask you to please remove me from your email list. If you do not comply, I will be forced to take legal action.

Thank you for your time and understanding.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]

✉️ Hey you fucking dickhead, I never want to hear from you again you piece of shit. I'm unsubscribing from your shitty emails and I never want to see your ugly face again.

You're a fucking idiot and I hope you rot in hell.

Fuck you,

[Your Name]